Multi-racial make-up hoarder, math enthusiast. Put some glitter on it, why don't you

  1. valkubus:

    shslspookyscary:

    adropofred:

    comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

    un pharmachien

    why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

    what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

    a pharmacy

    yeah it’s really only funny in french

    (via russianpassport)

  2. basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

    basedheisenberg:

    Real recognizes real.

    (Source: ryanhatesthis, via tougherthanthe-rest)

  3. sparkhal:

sincerelyyoursxthebreakfastclub:

30 years ago today, The Breakfast Club met for detention.

OMGGGG

    sparkhal:

    sincerelyyoursxthebreakfastclub:

    30 years ago today, The Breakfast Club met for detention.

    OMGGGG

    (via tumbldaysaints)

  4. modellingconfessions:

    This is on the fashion tag AHA

    (Source: bushwillows, via colouredribbons)

  5. bonvivantx:

    cocopuff-researchersqrg-mod:

    hikingnerd:

    timelordpillbug:

    follovved:

    amerlcanapparel:

    when she says she doesn’t send nudes

    image

    when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

    when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

    image

    When Russia sends you nudes

    image

  6. sandandglass:

    Stephen Colbert’s American tourism advertisement. 

    (via russianpassport)

  7. itsalonglonglongwaydown:

    I was watching this again and it’s funny how he’s all “wooo it’s a lamp and it shines derp” but then he realizes the effects of looking directly to the light.

    lmao he’s such a child.

    (via neon-flamingo)

  8. Good morning and welcome from my penthouse suite high above the rolling hills of central New Jersey. This morning I am attired in a shirt by Levi and bed head by Beethoven! Actually this is my workroom where I’m… Working on a dream…err, I mean theme! …you always write best with a flaming angel on your shoulder. See ya up the road!

    BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SELFIES LOL I LOVE IT

    (Source: nevershavethomas, via fuckyeahtheboss)

  9. boydsgn:

before and after listening to BEYONCÉ

    boydsgn:

    before and after listening to BEYONCÉ

    (via tyleroakley)

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